im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me
False Alarm, It's Just A Tree...
RSSIf you haven’t seen this film yet, it’s pretty entertaining.
I think I’m good. I read the book.
(Source: scarefaux)
how to boys
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- propose
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
I’m giving up, it’s time to grow up. You’re not around, and we’re not in love.
- “My Last Song for Miley” by DaveDays
she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me
- person 1: i can draw really well
- person 2: i'm really athletic
- person 3: i write really well
- person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
- person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
- person 6: i can dance really well
- me: i can breathe
- me: chokes
- Miraak: so you killed alduin
- Miraak: i coulda done that
- Miraak: i just didn't feel like it
About False Alarm, It's Just A Tree...
Awkward at it's best. :)
